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Never hired a marketing
agency before?

Most of the owners we work with hadn't either. Here's how it actually works, what to ask, and how to spot the ones who'll waste your money — including how to check us.

If you've built a business without ever paying someone to market it, hiring that out feels like handing your wallet to a stranger who speaks a language you don't. That instinct is correct. This page is written to fix the language gap, not to sell you.

How do I know if I actually need one?

You probably don't need one because a competitor has one, or because someone told you that you should be posting more. You need one when something specific is broken and you've run out of hours to fix it. In practice that looks like:

  • The phone got quieter and you don't know why. Not a slow week — a trend you can feel in the bank account but can't explain.
  • You're spending on Google Ads or social media advertising and can't say what it produced. Money leaves every month, results are a vibe.
  • Referrals carried you this far and have levelled off. Word of mouth is a wonderful ceiling and a terrible growth plan.
  • Your website is old enough to embarrass you and you've been meaning to deal with it for two years.
  • Leads come in and die. You get enquiries, you're busy, you reply tomorrow, they've already booked someone else.
  • You're doing it all at 9pm and doing it badly, because it's the only time left.

If none of those sound like you, save your money. Genuinely. An agency amplifies a business that works — it does not rescue one that doesn't, and anyone promising otherwise is selling.

What does a digital marketing agency actually do?

The word covers wildly different things, which is half the confusion. Broadly, the work splits into getting found, getting chosen, and getting followed up — and most firms are strong at one and thin on the rest.

Getting found

Local SEO is the work that makes you appear when someone nearby searches for what you sell — largely your Google Business Profile, your reviews, and how your site is structured. For a local service business this is usually the biggest gap and the cheapest to close. Google Ads buys that visibility immediately instead of earning it slowly; it works well when you already convert well, and burns money fast when you don't.

Getting chosen

Website design and conversion work: whether a stranger who lands on your page understands what you do, trusts you, and can act within a few seconds. Social media advertising on Meta and similar platforms sits here too — it creates demand among people who weren't looking for you yet, which is a different job from capturing demand that already exists.

Getting followed up

The least glamorous and most profitable part. AI tools and marketing automation now handle what used to need a receptionist: replying within seconds, qualifying enquiries around the clock, chasing the people who didn't answer the first time, and asking for the review afterwards. Most businesses lose more money here than anywhere else, because the leak is invisible — nobody complains about the call they never got back.

Underneath all three sits analytics: knowing which of those things produced which customer. Without it every other decision is a guess with your money attached.

What should I ask before I hire anyone?

Ask these of us and of anyone else you're talking to. The answers tell you more than any portfolio.

  • "Who is actually doing the work?" The person in the sales meeting is frequently not the person who touches your account. Ask directly, and ask who you'll be emailing in month three.
  • "Who owns the accounts?" Your ad account, your analytics, your domain, your website should be in your name with you as admin. Some firms hold these hostage so leaving means starting over. This one question separates partners from captors.
  • "What happens if I want to leave?" Listen for the length of the lock-in and what you walk away with.
  • "What will you show me each month, and will I understand it?" A report full of impressions and reach is a report designed to look like work. You want leads, cost per lead, and revenue.
  • "What would you do first, and why that?" A good answer is specific to your business within minutes of looking at it. A bad one is a package.
  • "What do you need from me?" Anyone who says "nothing, we handle everything" is either lying or about to produce generic work. Good marketing needs your knowledge of your customers.

Our answers, since we're asking you to ask

The person you talk to is the person doing the work — Stampede is owner-operated, so there's no account manager layer and no handoff after the sale. Every account is created in your name with you as owner; if we part ways you keep all of it. Retainers are month-to-month after the first 90 days. Reporting is leads, cost per lead and revenue, in language you'd use out loud.

What actually happens after I sign?

The first two weeks should feel like being interviewed, not sold to. Any firm that starts building before it understands how you make money is guessing expensively.

  • Week one — questions. How you get customers now, what a customer is worth, which jobs you actually want more of, and which you'd rather never take again.
  • Week one to two — access and baseline. Handing over logins, and establishing what the numbers look like today. Without a baseline nobody can prove anything later, which conveniently suits an agency that doesn't perform.
  • Week two to four — the first build. Whatever was chosen as the biggest constraint. Often it's tracking and follow-up rather than anything glamorous.
  • Month two onward — measure, cut, scale. Kill what isn't producing, put more into what is.

Timelines vary by channel and anyone quoting you certainty is guessing. Paid ads can produce leads in the first week if the foundations are sound. SEO is slower and compounds. Website conversion improvements often show up fastest of all, because you're not buying more traffic — you're keeping the traffic you already paid for.

How much should this cost?

We don't publish a number, and you should be suspicious of anyone who does without asking about your business first. A price on a webpage is a price set before anyone knew what you needed.

What matters more than the number is the shape of the deal. Ask whether the fee is fixed or a percentage of your ad spend — a percentage rewards your agency for spending more of your money, which is not the incentive you want. Ask what's included versus billed on top. Ask whether the price changes after month three.

The genuinely useful frame is not "what does this cost" but "what is a customer worth to me, and how many would make this obviously worth it?" If you don't know what a customer is worth over their lifetime, that's the first thing to work out — with or without help. It turns every marketing decision from an argument into arithmetic.

We'll give you one straight number on the call, scoped to what you actually need, and it won't move after you've signed.

What are the warning signs?

Guaranteed rankings or guaranteed leads. Nobody controls Google's results. A guarantee is either meaningless in the fine print or is about to be met with worthless traffic.

They won't give you admin access to your own accounts. The single clearest signal. There is no legitimate reason.

Long lock-ins presented as normal. Twelve months before you can leave means twelve months of hoping.

Reporting made of impressions, reach and engagement. Those are inputs. You buy outcomes.

Pressure to sign today. Discounts that vanish at midnight are a sales technique, not a business reality.

Nobody asks about your margins. An agency that doesn't know what you make on a job cannot tell you whether a lead was worth buying.

Do I need an agency, or can I do this myself?

Plenty of this you can do yourself, and we'd rather tell you that than take money for it. Claiming and filling out your Google Business Profile, asking every happy customer for a review, replying to enquiries faster, and putting one clear next step on your homepage — those four cost nothing but attention and they outperform most paid campaigns for a local business.

Hire out when the constraint is time or genuine specialism: ad accounts that need constant attention, a website that needs rebuilding rather than tweaking, or the automation plumbing that makes follow-up happen without you. The honest test is whether you'll actually do it. A plan you don't execute is worth less than help you resent paying for.

If you want a read on which of those applies to you, the free scorecard takes about a minute and tells you where your biggest gap is — with no email required and no obligation to speak to anyone.

Still want to talk it through?

Thirty minutes, no pitch deck. We look at what you've got, tell you what we'd fix first, and give you a number. If we're not the right fit we'll say so — that happens, and it's a better outcome than a bad engagement.

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